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[{"sender": "paul krassner", "recipients": ["jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]"], "timestamp": "7/21/2017 4:13:33 AM", "subject": "hey", "body": "J. or Jeff or Jeffrey,\nHope things are going well for you.\n\nI finally finished trimming down my collection from 700 pages to 400, “60 Years of Investigative Satire: The\nBest of PK.” The piece below is the last one in the book. You’ve previously seen the first half.\n\nEnjoy,\nPaul or Zen Bastard or Rumpleforeskin\n\nAlternative Facts\n\nBetween the choice of a one-man-one-vote (Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia) and fake news of Weapons\nof Mass Destruction, invasion of Iraq, and horror of ISIS, George Bush was elected president in the year 2000. It\nwas due to the electoral college (a rigged system which originally intended to prevent slaves from voting and\n\nevolved to gerrymandering), even though Bush’s opponent, Al Gore, won the national popular vote.\n\nHillary Clinton was elected senator that year, and she announced that the first thing she would do was to get rid\nof the electoral college. A few years later, as a columnist for the New York Press, I sent her a letter asking about\n\nthe status of that promise. She didn’t reply.\n\nOn November 8, 2016, a crooked businessman, liar extraordinaire, bragging pussy-grabber, make-America-\nwhite-again, anti-choice, anti-Semite, fake Christian, climate-change hoaxer, twitter addict, homophobic,\napprentice politician, friendly fascist, and Vladimir Putin’s “useful idiot,’ namely Donald Trump, who was\nelected as an insanely narcissistic dictator based on the electoral college, whereas his opponent, Hillary Clinton,\n\nwon the national popular vote by “more than three million” individuals.\nIrony lives.\n\nBut an incredibly cruel monster inadvertently awakened a sleeping population to counteract the essence of evil\n\nwith love, laughs, and law, fueled by the aid of true news. Incidentally, Putin had 88 journalists murdered. No"}]