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[{"sender": "JokeLand", "recipients": [], "timestamp": "5/9/2015 7:17:32 PM", "subject": "a JokeLand E-Mail", "body": "A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, \"How much?\" She says \"A hundred bucks.\" He says, \"All right.\" They climb down under the boardwalk and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her a hundred and twenty dollars. She says, \"What's the extra twenty?\" He says, \"That's for blowing the sand off my balls.\"\n\nhiya ...\nit's beautiful and I already jumped into Long Island Sound!\nall's right with the world.\n... well ...\nif you enjoy classic comedy stories ... please try this!\nme & Bill Maher, Eddie Murphy & The Jade Fountain in Paramus, New Jersey!\nThe Hal Ennis Comedy Caravan, 1979\nhuge thanks to John Fugelsang & Penn Jillette & Jim Kerr & Mark Simone &\nPhoenix's Wild Jokers for helping me get the word out about my shtuff. love you all much\nplease spread the word about The JokeLand E-Mail List ...\n... and enjoy.\nJackie\n\nstarting 8pm, Monday, July 13th!\nand all Mondays thereafter forever!\n\"The Jackie Martling Show\"\nBroadway Comedy Club\n318 West 53rd St. (8th & 9th)\nNew York New York\n(212) 757-2323\n\n8pm this Saturday, May 9th\nThe RRazz Room New Hope\nin The Ramada New Hope,\n6426 Lower York Road\nNew Hope, Pennsylvania\ntickets (888) 596-1027\nwww.therrazzroom.com\n\n9pm Saturday, May 16th\nMiami Mike's @ Fairbridge Hotel\n130 Route 10\nEast Hanover, New Jersey\n1-877-Uncle-Vin ... 1-877-862-5384\nunclevinniescomedyclub.com\n\nit's The JokeLand E-Mail List! free yuks!\nplease tell everybody you know! free jokes! free jokes! ...\nby just e-mailing me, jokelandeaol.com\n\nThe World's Best Gifts!\nthey keep on giving!\nall six of Jackie's Oglio joke CD's ...\nThe Joke Man, Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts,\nCome Again?, F. Jackie & Snort ...\nare available on Amazon, iTunes,\nand at Oglio.com\n\nwww.jokeland.com\nfor information on Jackie's shows,\nyou can always just \"Use Your Finger!\"\nthirty-six years of free jokes!\nand dial (516) 922-WINE ... (516) 922-9463\nnot a pay service, just a local call ...\n\nthanks for enjoying the jokes ..."}]