<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall
<Dillinger> wear a tower costume
<Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed
<Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman.
<Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and
then throw himself onto the ground
<Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH"
<Dillinger> and then fucking run.
