<asiftosay> my friend kolby decided to play a joke on his mom,
so he went into her room at night when she was sleeping. he
wore a ski mask and had a fake gun.
<banquet> omg
<asiftosay> and he starts yelling shit with the fake gun
drawn, and she wakes up all scared and stuff...so she goes
"don't kill me. i'll fuck you all you want if you let me
live."
<asiftosay> they avoided each other for days.
