<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front
door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up
some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story
foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public
eye.....
