<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months
ago
<Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
<Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called
me back into one of the exam rooms
<Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and
then fall asleep
<Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how
long i've been waiting
<Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the
Hispanic Business Weekly
<Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam
table and his desk drawer
<Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some
dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
<Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what
do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
<Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
<Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for
later use
<Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little
ducks
<Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't
find one
<Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
<Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew
it up
<Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning
around in his chair
<Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two
basketballs
<Goatroper> speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
<Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to
slow down, the door opens
<Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his
hand
<kr0nus> omg
<Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at
him through the thin film of the glove
<Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
<Goatroper> I said "Yep."
<Goatroper> held up the speculums.
<Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
<Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those
gloves. Where did you learn that?"
<Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
<Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I
got up
<Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said
"Already did."
<Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a
goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
<Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just
hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
<Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck
with him but I was afraid he'd give me some
