<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds
<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly
<via_> so guess how he does it?
<antiuser> blowtorch?
<concaf> deep fry?
<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes
<concaf> HAHAHHAH
<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT
<via_> worked like a charm
