<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands
in the stream of water, and all of a sudden I stop and get
TOTALLY grossed out and I'mlike "Oh GROSS, dammit!!" thinking
I just got a ton of piss all over my hands.  Then I realize
it's a freaking FAUCET and water comes out of it, not piss. 
What the HELL was my brain thinking?
