<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me
about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage
<Potato> But it went something along the lines of "I don't
wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex
I'll get"
<Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only
married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he
replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I
remember how that happened"
