<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem
<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work
<AlmtyBob> and back in the days
<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can
run
<AlmtyBob> and they would
<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad
lost his legs in a construction accident'
<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the
best reactions from people
<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a
supervisor
<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to
go up to this chick and ask the same thing
<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few
years back
<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!
<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
