<virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of
bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal
<virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?"
"SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES,
AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH
THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT
BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR
INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"
