<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one
inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off
your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?
<BlakHawc> A simple one:  be run over, feet first, by a very
slow-moving steamroller.
<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a
compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes
pop out?
<BlakHawc> Jarp:  Well, only if you're a toon.  Otherwise,
you're pretty much fucked.
