<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can
lose 21 lbs in 7 days
<alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!
<cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of
penis
<@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.
<alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners
<Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip
girls holes apart.
<@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.
<Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.
<Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.
<Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.
<Taerkar> who need help with their money
