<Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list
is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you
come online.
<Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :(
<Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here.
or soemthing.
<Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough
solace staring doefully out the window into the night,
illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of
you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..."
<Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully
edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your
nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful
sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I
slumber.
<Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*
