Number-6:  i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office
angryskul: ok
angryskul: so my dad had a PO box
angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/
copy mailbox kinkos like place
angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because
he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house
angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab
his voicemail
angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone
inside his box
angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches
in and pulls out the phone
angryskul: punches in some numbers
angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_  at him
angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into
the box and locks it
angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all
like..
angryskul: "are you in mossad?"
angryskul: (israeli secret police)
