[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can
masturbate anywhere!
[Dainichi] For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down.
Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the
kitchen.
[Dainichi] If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for
so long that my friends and family would probably end up
calling missing persons on me.
