<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her
place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so
when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting
ready to get in the shower
<Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet
and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
<Shirley> and threw it at her
<Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
