<SgtBallard> There was this kid back in Junior High that asked
our group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I
decided to play a joke on him. We told him that the key to
jacking it was the firestarter method
<Uberm4cht> fire starter?
<SaintAlvus> Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and
rub opposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick
to start a fire. Ballard though told the little prick to flick
the tip when his dick became numb.
<SgtBallard> Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us
that he did it until he started bleeding but he never came.
That will make me laugh till the day I die.
