<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but
I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I
heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he
was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops.
Once they get here, they search him and look at what he
fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries),
Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to
"Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!
