-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net]
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<Spudnewt> These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These
niggas
don't respek us with a +o.  They gotta color spam
and fake
invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white.  
Shit
yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie.  You
ain't got
pubes and you ain't seen titty.  I'll jupe your
chans and
ban your ass.  Don't message me with plz unban,
your chance
has passed!  Other opers crappin up our relay net.
<Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs
xeons and
dual cpus.  When it comes to irc hardware, you
can't be a
jew.  Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen.  On
invites
for websites with naked teens.   Begs for ops and
packet
attacks.  Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. 
Another
long day of patrolling the IRC.  Eating my doritos,
and
having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog
faggots.
<Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- 
bad, chat
is slow, and we're getting harassed."  Shit,
trolls, this
k-line is your last.  Once more and it's "G" and
you're
gone for good.   Banned from the internet chatting
neighbourhood.  It's lonely at the top. Just me and
CHANFIX.  Day in and day out. Banning trolls with
my linux.
We give safe harbor to chatters world wide.
<Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves.  Yeah, I won't
lie:  IRC
is a cesspool of e-misfits.  EazyCheezes and
bagel-cutters
like that nigga BitS.  But at least we're the best.
Disagree and you're gone.  BRB, mom just told me
gotta mow
the lawn.
-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net]
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<Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal
