<Beltz> This condom in my drawer, it's about to expire. Two
weeks left! And those things last for 5 years.
<Dindrane> ... wow.
<Dindrane> Tell me it's a family heirloom or something, passed
down?
<Mickster> Just tell me it's not used
<Dindrane> Ya, cuz keeping a used condom as opposed to a
packaged one makes you more of a loser?
<Kyatoru> I'd say so. That's a disgusting trophy.
<Beltz> My last 2 or 3 were in my wallet for so long they
eventually had holes all over them and were brown inside due
to dust. I started carrying one in my wallet at all times due
to my last near-sex experience. I have such a wild
imagination.
<Dindrane> Beltz - I hear of people having near-deather
experiences... but near-sex? Holy shiznit, man.
