punkass keith: did i tell you my aborted baby idea?
ecj: no what is it
punkass keith: if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many
times as possible, then have abortions after the third month
of beign pregnat so i would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3
developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a
jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret
room in my house.  and i would do it until i had so many the
rooms walls were nothign but potatoe sized aborted fetuses. 
then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them
sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have
aborted their ass.
