silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and
there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting,
maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and
scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE
XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me
money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and
knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with
these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday.
What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..
