<hawkman> my friend had a huge bloody nose in 11th grade, and
he just shoved toilet paper up his nose until it stopped. 
then my friend grabbed a coat hanger out of his car (i'm not
really sure why he had one), then we went into the girls
bathroom and spread blood _ALL_ over one of the stalls, left
the coat hanger there, and put up a sign that said "please
dont flush my baby"
