<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in
pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find
the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the
envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail
and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit
card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with
coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are
not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply
with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to
ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on
me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring,
so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies
to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call
informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my
change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they
agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my
hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
