<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room
<beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're
telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i
can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the
other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU
GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE
SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and
overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and
only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly
believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging
support in the form of unneccesary votes
