<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL
YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and
I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was
like "Wicked.  Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago.
Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that
she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was
typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw.  He liked the
messiness.
