<Geekzilla> "Ah. I see here you were a Geek Squad Special
Agent"
<Geekzilla> "Yes, sir. Three years in the field. I was quite
good at my job"
<Geekzilla> "I see. Well, thanks for coming in to interview,
unfortunately we have no need for your services"
<Geekzilla> "But... but I thought you said you needed an
experienced, talented IT tech?!"
<Geekzilla> "Exactly.  Good luck in your job search"
