<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one
CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE
TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD
has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor
rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied
by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random
intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to
three different minor chords"
<NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune
<[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a
porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly
in and and start making out with each other."
<NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay
sex
<NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
