<jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go
play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and
when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with
fists
<jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o
<_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?
<_seb_> that sucks
<_seb_> must have hurt
