<MurderMachine> So did I ever tell you the story of how my
parents met?
<DryBones> Nope.
<MurderMachine> Well, there are two versions I guess.
<DryBones> How?
<MurderMachine> The story my Mum tells is: A group of idiots
pushed her over while ice skating and my Dad heroically went
over and helped her up.
<MurderMachine> The story my Dad tells is: He paid a group of
idiots to go push her over so he could go heroically help her
up.
<DryBones> ROFL
<MurderMachine> I have been paid not to tell her.
