<Matty> Hmm
<Matty> A little bored this afternoon
<Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
<UG> indeed
<Matty> Paul Macartney is my subject
<Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars
to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
<Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year
relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it
would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
<Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
<UG> then he's a dumbfuck :)
<Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen,
an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000
an hour. For anything..
<Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for
5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
<Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests,
ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and
complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when
you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the
cost, with no legal fees
<Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense..
