<maddox> You know what I hate?  Programs that pretend like
they're sentient beings.  Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type
"bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and
you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let
you do that."  Yeah?  Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. 
You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer
who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.
