<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another
window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always
on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my
dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my
boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening
the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this
honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope
so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking
javascript tutorial"
