<baloo>lispy: I have this horrible addiction to food. I try to
quit, but I just get wracked with pain after a day or two
every time and just have to have a cheeseburger.
<baloo>They only told me the positive effects of food. Nobody
ever told me food would be hard to quit.
<malfunct`>their highly addictive products which are
advertised as safe got me hooked and ruined my teeth and put
me at high risk for heart disease and diabetes
<baloo>exactly
<malfunct`>and from what I hear, mcdonalds is ruining my liver
<baloo>Not to mention high cholestorol
<lispy>baloo: i find myself horribly addicted to O_2...i can't
go five minutes without it...i get shakey and light
headed...i'll fight someone that won't let me get my O_2 fix
<malfunct`>ok bal, I don't buy that pepsi gave me high
colesterol
<baloo>lispy: I know what you mean. I get the same way about
water after a couple hours on a hot day.
<malfunct`>lispy: yeah, the 02 addiction is nearly as bad as
my dihydrogen monoxide addiction
<malfunct`>and you know how many bad things dihydrogen
monoxide can do
<baloo>malfunct`: Yeah. I mean, holy hell, you mix dhydrogen
monoxide and dioxygen long enough undisturbed on the hood of
your car and it'll eat right through it. Might take a few
years, but it'll do it.
<malfunct`>baloo: yeah, and how many natural disasters can be
traced back to the dihydrogen monoxide as a source
<lispy>baloo: it only takes a couple ounces of that stuff to
kill a baby in a matter of minutes if you leave their face in
it
<baloo>malfunct`: No kidding. You breathe even a little of
that and it'll hurt like hell for days.
