<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as
well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at
least that way you can claim you were raped
<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing
<Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just
giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh,
alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
