<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a
GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart.  You are in a clearing in
the woods near a technology company.
<zebulon_y> w
<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.
<zebulon_y> e
<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology
company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on
it.
<zebulon_y> drink beer
<ignatz> glug.
<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf
<ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He
hits you with a memo and you die.
