<Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
<Dauntless> ... LOL
<Montana> omg here we go
<Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
<Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of
random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant
computers.
<Montana> Screw this
<Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
<Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
<Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and
before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction
to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me
to get of irc and fix it.
<Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY
COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/
NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the
name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
<Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE
OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY
WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING
SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
<Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
<Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE
20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER
STICK!
<Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex
but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
<Montana> Hmm
<Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of
social interaction!
<Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt
and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and
my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i
went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
<Montana> </end rant>
<Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
<Dauntless> o_o
