<DantesMinion> Hey baby, you took a 20 for bus tickets?
<Esher> No. I got to work on a magical bus pulled by unicorns!
<DantesMinion> REALLY!?
<DantesMinion> BARBIE UNICORN ADVENTURES?
<Esher> They told me I am the chosen child of destiny and my
mission is to mate with all the women of the world to populate
it with magical beasts of power
<connor> lol wtf!?
<DantesMinion> **growl**
<Esher> Hey! You can't get mad at me! It's my DESTINY!
<DantesMinion> every woman so that means the bald fat and ugly
<Esher> Umm.. Err.. Except those ones?
<DantesMinion> boy you gotta get it ON with them too
<Esher> I don't love you anymore.
