<Moose> Is a girl I've been shagging for a few months but not
really 'going out with', as my heart lies elsewhere.
<Moose> Anyway, cut a long story short, she's moving up to
Glasgow in 2 weeks, and as a going away gift for her, my mates
between them have offered me £90 if I can film myself
performing a 'Spiderman' on her.
<Moose> FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just
before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand,
then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly
shouting "Go web go!!"
