<zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting
<zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was
and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark
<zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing!
<zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh
it's back...
<zap> what's it doing?
<zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!
