<Javelin> Oh.
<Javelin> My.
<Javelin> God.
<Javelin> We have a unit here.  It's about the size of a small
speaker.
<Javelin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA
DESTROYER."
<Javelin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks,
"hey, what is this thing?"
<Javelin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."
<Javelin> Next thing I hear:  *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE
FUCK?!?!"
<Javelin> Now they're pissed at ME.
<Javelin> Because THEY couldn't read.
<Javelin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use
MY "DVD Polisher."
<Javelin> I hate people.
