<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom.
Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing
nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem
3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar
and duke goes "Wanna Dance?"  and "Shake it baby!"  I think
that's what alerted my mother.
<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I
masturbate.
