<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life
this morning
<bender> what happened?
<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last
night
<bender> yeah, you've been fucking drunk..
<Domsey> you've been there, too?
<bender> sure...
<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything
<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was
my mom lying next to me.
<bender> wtf...?
<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought
<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at
me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she
left the room
<bender> OMFG!!!
<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL
ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
<Domsey> no, i'm not lying
<bender> OMG!!!
<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me.
Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
<bender> ...
<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O
