ivy: A man named William Reed's last living testament says
that he is going to read his own will
ivy: Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will
Reed's will".
Elyse: no
Elyse: it's his son will reed junior
Elyse: except will reed senior was so far gone with alzheimers
that usually when someone's talking about will reed they're
talking about his son, junior
Elyse: he isn't completely running the family business into
the ground but he still longs for the times his father, the
true biz-wiz, was running things better than ever
Elyse: but now those times are in the ground with his dad
Elyse: still can't believe he's gone
ivy: what the fuck elyse
