<Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save
ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s.
<Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk."
<Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and
I was too happy to care.
<Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to
distract us.
<Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical
talent and Jan was an emo bitch.
