<ZS-Hawk> When I turned 18, I got a gillette mach 3 in the
mail from the air force I think. I opened it up in front of my
parents, and my dad says "ooh, nice razor! I'm going to do to
that one what you do with mine!" and before he could finish
his sentence, I said "noo! Don't shave your balls with my
razor!" and before he could think, he laughingly said "no, I
mean beat it on the sink until the blades are all crooked!"
<ZS-Hawk>  About 10 minutes of my mom giggling and my dad
realized what I said, but I was out the door. It never came up
again.
