<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take
pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep
for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to
drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my
intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had
SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about
rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some
reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to
stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time,
having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's
what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But
since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while
I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one
off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm
about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I
had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get
when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and
start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went
to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started
VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is
right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin
shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure
washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move
around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire
burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in
the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else
in their entire lives
