<oldskools> U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft, U.S. Commerce
Secretary Evans resign
<eco|wk> Knowing the country's luck, we'll get someone worse
than Ashcroft.
<dataw0lf> I would say that's impossible, but I don't want to
jinx the country.
<oldskools> BREAKING NEWS-President Bush appoints Hitler's
ghost as the new U.S. Attorney General.
