InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that
everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a
fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other
problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an
explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we
messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad
and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is
small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we
never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying
my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as
much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went
to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just
image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I
lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in.
About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then
giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I
made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She
did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not
again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my
teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to
intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles
hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in
the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still
shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the
floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes
to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just
laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
