<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal
mascots
<Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking
KILLING some kids
<Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit
WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN
FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically
fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin
bitches
<Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete
breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and
THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit
does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin
RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't
immediately think
<Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go
over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic>  NO.
<Galactic>  I'd be thinking
<Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears
tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just
smoking?"
<Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A
part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to
a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit...
who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck>  not me
<Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY
SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg
sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
<Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
<Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a
marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year
olds?!?!?
<Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the
fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic>  ....
<Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."
