<tanuki> FunkyMonkey: I have a friend who tried shitting out
of a tree stand while hunting
<tanuki> he dropped his coveralls, hung his ass over the side,
and let fly... but when he was done, he went to zip up the
coveralls, flipped the hood up...
<tanuki> *thwack*
<tanuki> he ended up shitting in the hood of his coveralls
without realizing it
