<^head^> A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or
female?"
<^head^> After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well God is both male and female."
<^head^> This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or
white?"
<^head^> "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
<^head^> This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay
or straight?"
<^head^> Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be
consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and
straight."
<^head^> At this the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks...
<^head^> "Is Michael Jackson God?"
