<Javin> Oh.
<Javin> My.
<Javin> God.
<Javin> We have a unit here.  It's about the size of a small
speaker.
<Javin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA
DESTROYER."
<Javin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks,
"hey, what is this thing?"
<Javin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."
<Javin> Next thing I hear:  *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE
FUCK?!?!"
<Javin> Now they're pissed at ME.
<Javin> Because THEY couldn't read.
<Javin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use
MY "DVD Polisher."
<Javin> I hate people.
