<Mr_Owen> I really think I should have been born Asian. Being
white sucks, anyway, and I don t like country music or
tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never
mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks
at all. So I ve been trying to come up with a word for someone
who s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside.
<mirasaki> Like the opposite of Twinkie?
<Mr_Owen> Yeah. Exactly.
<mirasaki> Well, what d you come up with?
<Mr_Owen> I don t know. The only thing I could think of was a
toilet  And once I thought about that, damned if I could get
it out of my head.
<mirasaki> You re storing information endlessly! You really
are Asian!
