<Howard> My wife keeps getting sales calls on her cell.
<Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the
salesperson "I need two things from you."
<Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list."
<Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can
charge you for calling me on this cell phone."
<Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung
up.
