<@Gandalf> Recent scientific study found that the kind of male
face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where
she is in her menstrual cycle.
<@Gandalf> For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted
to men with rugged and masculine features.
<@Gandalf> And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer
a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved
deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse
