* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<Tschech0w> ah.
<Tschech0w> oh.
<Tschech0w> ugh.
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<Isle> ohhhh
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
